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Does Smoking have Any Health Benefits?
The Straight Dope ^ | Cecil Adams

Posted on 03/25/2004 9:23:50 PM PST by netmilsmom

Does smoking have any health benefits?

03-Feb-1995

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Dear Cecil:

We all know smoking cigarettes can kill you, but it seems to me that, as with most vices, there's a difference between use and abuse. People who drink too much destroy their livers, but people who have one drink of red wine per day actually help their hearts. I'll gladly accept the fact that smoking several packs a day is harmful, but what about having only three cigarettes a day, one after every meal? Does it really do any harm? Is there any chance it's actually good for you? --

Michael Dare, Hollywood, California

Dear Michael:

Well . . . I hesitate to mention this. But after years of research saying that smoking was the worst threat to public health since the plague, several recent studies suggest it may have at least one health benefit: it prevents or at least slows the onset of Alzheimer's disease. For obvious reasons these reports have been accompanied by a certain amount of embarrassed hemming and hawing. From a big-picture standpoint smoking is definitely bad for you, and nobody wants to give people an excuse to do more of it.

Still, facts are facts. I quote: "A statistically significant inverse association between smoking and Alzheimer's disease was observed at all levels of analysis, with a trend towards decreasing risk with increasing consumption" (International Journal of Epidemiology, 1991). "The risk of Alzheimer's disease decreased with increasing daily number of cigarettes smoked before onset of disease. . . . In six families in which the disease was apparently inherited . . . the mean age of onset was 4.17 years later in smoking patients than in non-smoking patients from the same family" (British Medical Journal, June 22, 1991). "Although more data are needed . . . [an analysis of 19 studies suggests] nicotine protects against AD" (Neuroepidemiology, 1994). Nicotine injections significantly improved certain types of mental functioning in Alzheimer's patients (Psychopharmacology, 1992). One theory: nicotine improves the responsiveness of Alzheimer's patients to acetylcholine, an important brain chemical.

I know, I know. Now that chimney at work will claim he's keeping himself (and due to secondary smoke, you) from going senile. Tell him it's a little early to start gloating. Some of the research is contradictory. At least one scientist thinks smokers are less likely to develop Alzheimer's mainly because they die of smoking-related diseases first. Smoking isn't like low-to-moderate alcohol use, which is probably harmless and may even be beneficial. Although the data is unclear, many believe the relationship between smoking and disease is linear: the more you smoke, the greater your risk--but any smoking presents some risk. Right now the only known benefit of smoking is a societal one: if the heavy smokers die young, they won't deplete the retirement funds for everybody else.

SMOKING IS GOOD FOR YOU

Dear Cecil:

First off, as a loyal fan I acknowledge your omniscience, so this is not meant to be taken as a correction at all, since you are truly incorrigible. However, you may want to reassure the reader looking for advantages of smoking that a form of inflammatory bowel disease called ulcerative colitis is thought to be prevented by smoking. Relapses of this disease, marked by weeks of bloody diarrhea, are frequently provoked by suddenly giving up smoking. Not that this would make a good ad campaign for the folks at RJR, since ANOTHER form of inflammatory bowel disease called Crohn's disease, with only slightly different symptoms, occurs mostly in smokers. --Anonymous, Chicago

Cecil replies:

Bummer about the Crohn's disease. Think of the great cigarette ads you could write:

SMOKE SARCOMAS

Look sharp, feel sharp

. . . and avoid weeks of bloody diarrhea

Anonymous also sent me a reference to a medical-journal article titled "Beneficial Effects of Nicotine" (Jarvik, British Journal of Addiction, 1991) that summarizes the many positive aspects of this wonder drug. "When chronically taken," it says here, "nicotine may result in: (1) positive reinforcement [it makes you feel good], (2) negative reinforcement [it may keep you from feeling bad], (3) reduction of body weight [by reducing appetite and increasing metabolic rate], (4) enhancement of performance, and protection against: (5) Parkinson's disease, (6) Tourette's disease [tics], (7) Alzheimer's disease, (8) ulcerative colitis and (9) sleep apnea. The reliability of these effects varies greatly but justifies the search for more therapeutic applications for this interesting compound." Yeah, and what other medical miracle lets you blow smoke rings?

--CECIL ADAMS


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KEYWORDS: health; pufflist; smoking
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My hubby has been sending things from this site all night. The guy is pretty funny!
1 posted on 03/25/2004 9:23:50 PM PST by netmilsmom
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To: SheLion; Just another Joe; Gabz
ping!
2 posted on 03/25/2004 9:24:28 PM PST by netmilsmom (God Bless Madison Lyn!)
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To: netmilsmom
LOL!

Actually, smoking keeps me broke, so that I can fully appreciate the value of money.

It also gives me something to do with my mouth while I type.

Therefore I see it as a anti-depression drug.:-)

To make it impossible to treat my illness by forbidding smoking is contrary to my health and welfare and unconstitutional!

3 posted on 03/25/2004 9:29:01 PM PST by Cold Heat (VietNam Vet's are "NOT FONDA " John Kerry!)
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To: wirestripper
Actually, smoking keeps me broke, so that I can fully appreciate the value of money.

My husband had a meeting today in one of the state office buildings down in Frankfort (KY). He said you can still smoke all over the building. I was shocked! LOL!

4 posted on 03/25/2004 9:33:46 PM PST by Dianna
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To: netmilsmom
Smoking pisses off the nanny-state types. And that makes me happy.
5 posted on 03/25/2004 9:34:30 PM PST by uglybiker (Too much horsepower is just enough. -- Carrol Shelby)
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To: wirestripper; SheLion
Ask SheLion about getting a fine injector machine.
88 cents a pack!

I feel you'll be happier not so broke.
6 posted on 03/25/2004 9:37:02 PM PST by netmilsmom (God Bless Madison Lyn!)
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To: netmilsmom
Yes, and shooting yourself in the head is very healthy, if you're worried about mental well-being.

"The risk of Alzheimer's disease decreased with increasing daily number of cigarettes smoked before onset of disease. . . . In six families in which the disease was apparently inherited . . . the mean age of onset was 4.17 years later in smoking patients than in non-smoking patients from the same family" (British Medical Journal, June 22, 1991). "Although more data are needed . . . [an analysis of 19 studies suggests] nicotine protects against AD" (Neuroepidemiology, 1994). Nicotine injections significantly improved certain types of mental functioning in Alzheimer's patients (Psychopharmacology, 1992). One theory: nicotine improves the responsiveness of Alzheimer's patients to acetylcholine, an important brain chemical.

Or could it be because of the fact that you'll die of lung cancer before you're old enough to develop Alzheimer's???

7 posted on 03/25/2004 9:39:34 PM PST by El Conservador ("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)
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To: netmilsmom
Why not smoke cigars if you want a nicotine fix?

I smoke one or two a week, with a glass of port.

Wonderful!!!

8 posted on 03/25/2004 9:42:22 PM PST by sinkspur (Adopt a dog or a cat from an animal shelter! It will save one life, and may save two.)
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I don't think I would be very happy, haunted by my dad with the words, YOU ARE A LADY, ACT LIKE ONE!

I just sit around and breathe my hubby's second hand smoke.

My Mom drank Port.
9 posted on 03/25/2004 9:44:38 PM PST by netmilsmom (God Bless Madison Lyn!)
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Smoking does prevent some people from dying of old age and does prevent some others from dying of natural causes, but I don't think anyone has accurate figures on it.
10 posted on 03/25/2004 9:45:23 PM PST by Consort
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To: El Conservador
Lighten up FRiend. It's funny.
11 posted on 03/25/2004 9:45:31 PM PST by netmilsmom (God Bless Madison Lyn!)
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To: netmilsmom
One cigarette, consumed slowly before a firing squad, can delay death from between 5 to 7 minutes depending on brand and length.
12 posted on 03/25/2004 9:52:14 PM PST by Ronin (When the fox gnaws, smile!!)
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To: netmilsmom
Cecil is great (if irreverent). Pick up his "Straight Dope" books at the library or bookstore. They're fascinating, and fun to read. He has been around for many, many years.
13 posted on 03/25/2004 9:55:38 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("We are delighted that Pecker will be leading the way.")
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To: netmilsmom
True story, I heard on some news broadcast in the past week that researchers are going to try using nicotine patches for early cognitive disorders (early Alzheimer's).

Years ago I read some research that the brain waves of smokers are predominantly beta waves (associated with reasoning) as opposed to non-smokers alpha waves (associated with feelings). That's if I remember correctly, which I think I do...;-D
14 posted on 03/25/2004 10:06:16 PM PST by Judith Anne (Is life a paradox? Well, yes and no...)
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To: All

15 posted on 03/25/2004 10:22:24 PM PST by Sunshine55 (Bush-Cheney 2004....because one good term deserves another)
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To: netmilsmom
Does Smoking have Any Health Benefits?

Sure it does. It kills airborn germs in your lungs, which will keep you from getting sick. I hear the little rascals can't stand smoke. As a bonus, drinking kills germs in your bloodstream.

I plan to live forever, so I'm doing my best to kill ALL the germs in my body!
16 posted on 03/25/2004 10:42:38 PM PST by yournamehere
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To: netmilsmom
Does Smoking have Any Health Benefits?

For me, as a smoker?  No.

But smoking has saved the lives of countless morons I've encountered.  Sometimes the only thing standing between them and the Abyss of Infinity is the little stick of smoldering weed in my hand.

17 posted on 03/25/2004 10:51:36 PM PST by Psycho_Bunny
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To: netmilsmom
Does Smoking have Any Health Benefits?

It can prevent death due to old age...

18 posted on 03/25/2004 10:53:08 PM PST by greenwolf
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To: Psycho_Bunny
For me, as a smoker? No. But smoking has saved the lives of countless morons I've encountered. Sometimes the only thing standing between them and the Abyss of Infinity is the little stick of smoldering weed in my hand.

Same here! I had the same thought as you when I saw the headline. ;)

19 posted on 03/26/2004 12:02:22 AM PST by NYCVirago
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To: netmilsmom
You can get Cecils books. They are a good read that ought be kept in the bathroom : )
20 posted on 03/26/2004 7:58:04 AM PST by alisasny (John Kerry is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.)
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